Twitter Thread Assigns Star Wars Characters To Coffee-Making Techniques

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Ada Elder
Apr 29, 2020 6:00 PM EDT

If you love Star Wars and are a total coffee addict, boy, do we have a thread for you. Twitter user @ViWiWrites blessed the site yesterday with a pretty comprehensive thread that pairs your favorite sci-fi heroes with what she believes to be their preferred method of making and drinking coffee. It may not be backed by George Lucas, but we have to say these tweets strike us as pretty damn accurate.

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    French press - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn't overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled.
    via @ndw
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    Product - Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT IT
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    Cup - Rey only drinks gas station coffee with hazelnut creamer and she does not understand why everyone is all up in arms about it
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    Text - Poe Dameron uses a Chemex. He has broken four of them this year alone but refuses to switch methods because he likes coffee preparation methods that wear a little scarf
    via @ndw
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    Text - Rose Tico uses a Moka pot because it's so cute, and she can carry it around in her rucksack moving from camp to camp. BIALETTI Moka Color
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    Product - Vader likes it when things coordinate. CLACE-DECKED 8:30
    via @ndw
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    Product - Padmé uses a Japanese cold brew coffee system that her mother gave her because it's as much art as it is a method of preparation.
    via @ndw
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    Text - Armitage Hux thinks coffee is for the weak. He leaves his tea bags in the entire time he's drinking it so that it gets all bitter and full of tannins.
    via @ndw
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    Product - Finn has a keurig because Jesus Christ not every thing has to be a beautiful tea ceremony in the morning for crying out loud he just wants a nice cup of coffee to go thank you very much
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    Organism - He just-I mean the beans are technically "cooked" if you squint EKE
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    Product - Han Solo makes cold brew concentrate in a 5 gallon jug and he does NOT dilute it TODDY cold bed
    via @ndw
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    Product - Leia Organa is fueled entirely by a passion for global democracy and needs no additional stimulants Lo
    via @ndw
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    Fictional character - R2D2 shows up ten minutes late with the iced latte that is the reason he's late and he doesn't even try and hide it
    via @ndw
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    Organism - Luke makes matcha tea with the whisk and everything.
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    Product - Ben Solo is going through a lot and recently had to switch to decaf FIR ur HERE Ben RILE Set SAINE sut. dbe free
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